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ENTREES
$5
The Smackie's Special™
Triple-stack beefy grin with WarmCheese™ slices, HappySlaw™, and our signature Smack Sauce™ on a sun-yellow bun.
$5
$5
Double Downer™
Two patties. No bun. Wrapped in melted ShakeCheese™ and sealed with a GrinSkewer™.
$5
$5
Crispy Gigglewich™
Breaded chicken slab, TangyYum™ drizzle, and CrunchLeaf™ on a Laugh Roll™.
$5
$5
MouthMelt Minis™
Four slider-sized smilecakes, pressed flat and served with SoggyPickle™ corners.
$5
$5
Snack Foldie™
Tri-folded tortilla stuffed with MashChunks™, Meaty Spread™, and Morning Dust™
$5
$5
Gravy Dunkers™
Tube-shaped protein logs designed to absorb GrinGravy™ in under 3 seconds.
$5
SIDES
$2
SaltSpinners™
Spiral fries coated in SmileDust™ and rotated to regulation curl.
$2
$1
Pre moistened Napkins (4ct)
Individually soaked. May contain lemon.
$1
$2
Happy Mash Bowl™
Lumpy mash topped with CrispDrip™ and one smile bean.
$2
$2
Frysticks™
Breaded potato poles, served upright in a proprietary Smack Cup™.
$2
$2
Crunch Nubs™
Fried breading clusters. No meat, no questions.
$2
$1
Bonus Cheese Blob™
A sealed cheese unit. Not sliceable.
$1
$3
Raw Cubes
Chilled, flavor-neutral protein squares, unseasoned and unidentifiable. Served in a sterile paper boat with a single wet nap. No substitutions.
$3
DRINKS
$2.50
FizzJuice™
Choose OrangeFog™, BlueJolt™, or Red (just Red).
$2.50
$39.99
Smile Milk™
Served warm. Flavors: Beige, Pink, Unspecified.
$39.99
$1.50
Cold Beverage (Unbranded)
Sealed. May fizz unexpectedly.
$1.50
$3 Soulshards
ShakeBag™
Hand-squeezed shake-in-a-bag. Tear, slurp, grin.
$3 Soulshards
DESSERTS
$1
SoftRound™
Cup of SoftStuff™, topped with one CandyDot™ and a flavor insert (may rotate).
$1
$0.50
DrizzleBar™
Solid syrup block on a stick. Lick cautiously.
$0.50
$2
WaffleFold™
Folded dessert waffle with SmileSpread™ and Sprankles™.
$2
just take one.
TreatCube™
Gelatin dessert in perfect cube form. Vanilla Glimmer™ flavor.
just take one.
COMBOS
$6.50
Grinner’s Combo™
Main item + Frysticks™ + FizzJuice™ + Grin Toy™ (ages 4+)
$6.50
$8.99
Quiet Combo™
Side + beverage in a sound-dampened bag. For solo dining.
$8.99
$29.99
Family Feed™
2 Smackie Specials™, 2 Side Units™, 4 napkins, and a TableMat™ with activities.
$29.99
Available for a limited, possibly undefined time
The Rainbow Glop Melt™
A Smackie exclusive! A grilled melt oozing with seven distinct layers of color-flavored cheese. No two bites are the same. Comes with a commemorative napkin.
Play the included SmileChime™ at home to hear a thank-you message from corporate.
The Echo Meal™
Includes one Smackie Special™, two wrapped Frysticks™, and three sauces of your choosing (must be identical).
Play the included SmileChime™ at home to hear a thank-you message from corporate.
Answer correctly and receive a Thinking Cap™ (hat not included).
The Thinky Dippy Box™
A snack tray with six Gravy Dunkers™, a ramekin of BrainDip™, and a trivia card sealed in cheese paper.
Answer correctly and receive a Thinking Cap™ (hat not included).
Stirred with a breadstick and sealed for freshness.
Summer Smiles Slop Bucket™
It’s a bucket. It’s hot. It’s full of: MashChunks™, SoftRound™, WaffleFold™, PickleSlices™.
Stirred with a breadstick and sealed for freshness.
No substitutions. Time must be exact. Ask about the “In Case You’re Early” holding bag.
The 2:47PM Only Deal™
From 2:47 to 2:49 PM only: Get one Cold Beverage (Unbranded), a Quiet Combo™ sticker, and a commemorative stare from the window attendant.
No substitutions. Time must be exact. Ask about the “In Case You’re Early” holding bag.
Not valid with requests for “just fries.”
The Smackie Says™ Special
Whatever the intercom tells you to order, you must order. Includes one randomly chosen item, a sauce of unknown origin, and a Smile Shack™ brand “Trust Us” wristband.
Not valid with requests for “just fries.”