master tape

“Why does it have EYES if it’s a vending machine?!”

A neon-soaked, genre-glitching, arcade-punk odyssey into digital oblivion.

When a cursed cassette tape boots up an abandoned arcade cabinet, five teens are sucked into a corrupted arcade dimension full of cannibal castles, sitcom horrors, and boss fights with teeth.

Their only guide? Me! An overcaffeinated, synth-drenched 80s rock jock broadcasting from inside the code.

Reality’s been rewound. Fast-forwarded. Glitched to hell. Each level is weirder than the last – and someone’s rewriting the rules.

So crank the volume. Load the tape.

And say it with me, Zedheads.

Let’s. Press. Playyyyy!

Retro-style digital image of a cassette tape labeled 'MASTER TAPE' in neon pink font, with a grid pattern and sunset in the background.

on the horizon!