Beneath the static Issue #3
Smackie’s & Beyond!
First of all: Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, and Happy Thanksgiving! Every time I've sat down to try and write one of these, I've been sidetracked with real life and I just kept putting it off. So, 3rd time's the charm, I guess? Anyways - onto the update!
With Smackie's coming to a close this Friday (1/9), and officially scheduled to release, it's time to look towards the future. As much as I LOVE Smackie's and our Retro friend and his fryboy counterpart, I'm excited to be working on another passion project. It's bittersweet, honestly - I never imagined Smackie's to connect with so many people. It started as this goofy idea about a guy training himself on how to run a fast food restaurant, and evolved into something much more meaningful. So, it's sad to walk away from it for now, and to know that, at least for the podcast, this story is complete.
And so, we close this chapter of Ghost Wolf, and move onto the next one, which is weird becasue we're kinda moving into a prologue of sorts here.
The Hanson Tapes came BEFORE Smackie's.
I've had this first season written and (mostly) recorded for close to a year now. In fact, it was supposed to release Sept 5th 2025, and got replaced by Smackie's. And, honestly, I couldn't think of a better jumping off point than Smackie's to get a show under my belt. This show follows Agent Tate, as he receives cryptic audio confessions from (potential) serial killer Jack Hanson. As the series unfolds, it's up to you to decide whether or not Jack is confessing, or spiraling into a mental crisis. Up to this point, I've only had Jack's portion of Episodes 1 - 10 recorded, awaiting an actor for Agent Tate. And I'm excited to announce, as of last night, we officially have Episodes 1 - 5 COMPLETELY recorded.
So, what does this mean?
Well, to be completely transparent, I'm eyeing early September as my release window for all of my projects moving forward. This gives me enough time between seasons/series to write/record/edit/schedule all of my episodes. I'm a work ahead type of guy, so I like to have as many episodes batched as possible so that I can stay on a consistent release schedule for you guys. There's nothing more frustrating than having to wait on an episode because the creator is behind.
Fret not, though, because I've got a few more projects in the works that I'm spitballing to have a more consistent, year-round sort of release schedule. But, again, I'm a work ahead type of guy, so I don't want to start releasing these until I have a few batched up so that I can stay on a consistent schedule.
The first is Smiles from Bright Town. You can actually hear the first episode in my previous Behind the Static update. It's a PBS style broadcast with kids shows that teach you about life, friendship, death, sharing, and everything in-between.
The second is Phil vs Normal Life; a sitcom style mini-fiction that follows a ghost (Phil) and his reanimated corpse (Phil) as they try to navigate living a normal life post-mortem. I've actually got the first episode of this recorded, as well, following Phil as he attempts to pay his rent to his landlord.
However, my main focus at this juncture is to put together The Hanson Tapes Season 1 so that it's ready for release in early September.
A quick look ahead, expect this to drop Friday September 4th, as of this writing. The larger, more serialized projects take priority, while the ongoing series are on the backburner for the time being. Hopefully, once I finalize The Hanson Tapes and schedule it to post in the coming months, I'll have plenty of time to work on SFBT & PvNL to batch those and get those on a consistent release schedule for you - bi-weekly, forever. Or, until I get bored with it lol.
Alright, cool. Knocked this off my to-do list for the day. I hope it provides some insight into the process and a little roadmap for you, moving forward. I'm debating, depending on how large this community grows, putting out a poll once The Hanson Tapes is scheduled and having you guys decide on which project you'd like for me to focus on next! I've got a lot of concepts in the chamber, in various states of completion that I'm excited to share with you. But, I'd love for you to help guide this process and choose which shows YOU want to listen to next.
I've officially got work to do, and I'm procrastinating by rambling here.
Okbaiiiiii
beneath the static issue #2
Happy Halloween!!
I don’t know about you, but Halloween is my favorite holiday. I know, I know - a lot of people think it’s overrated, and it’s definitely fallen off in recent years with Trunk or Treating (in my opinion); but there’s something magical about this time of year that I love. Pumpkins, ghosts, vampires, werewolves - all of which you’ll find featured in some way or another in most of my works. I love the supernatural (and coincidentally Supernatural. It’s my comfort show), and so a lot of my work is
Happy Halloween!!
I don’t know about you, but Halloween is my favorite holiday. I know, I know - a lot of people think it’s overrated, and it’s definitely fallen off in recent years with Trunk or Treating (in my opinion); but there’s something magical about this time of year that I love. Pumpkins, ghosts, vampires, werewolves - all of which you’ll find featured in some way or another in most of my works. I love the supernatural (and coincidentally Supernatural. It’s my comfort show), and so a lot of my work is influenced by ghost stories, folk lore, sci-fi, you name it. So, if you celebrate Halloween year-round, or have a love for all things ghastly and ghoulish, then you’re in the right place!
So, to those of you that celebrate, and those that don’t: Happy Halloween!
Now, not to bury the lead here, because we DO have a new episode of Smackie’s premiering tonight at 7PM - but, I wanted to share sneak peak at something else I’ve been cooking up in my cauldron. If you’ve done some exploring on my site, you’ve undoubtedly come across the page for Smiles from Bright Town. It’s a fun little project inspired by the likes of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Crocket, Amanda the Adventurer, and My Friendly Neighborhood. Pretty much anything that turns the children’s programming trope on its head.
Before we get started, I cannot stress this enough: this project is NOT for children.
It’s fun and whimsical on the surface, but it is very much a horror podcast and I’d rather not be responsible for keeping your kids up at night because you turned on Smiles from Bright Town to entertain and educate them, and Sunny & the gang scared them half to death. I may be a little too ambitious with this project, considering I’m a solo creator: writing, producing, voicing, editing, distributing, sacrificing, embalming - you get the picture. BUT, my plan is for this to be an ongoing production along the lines of Welcome to Night Vale (which, if you haven’t listened, you should. It’s my favorite podcast). I’m still worldbuilding, and there’s a quite a bit to go before I actually release this on streaming platforms. But, I sat down and hammered out Episode 1 a couple weeks ago, and finally got around to piecing it together, and I’m super happy with how it turned out. So, if you’re here, then that means you get to give Episode 1 a listen before anyone else! Just think of it as a fun little Halloween treat from me to you!
As of right now, it’s untitled. Just Episode 1. I’ve got about 20 Episodes in some form on conceptualization sketched out, and in a perfect world, I’d put all of these together ahead of the release date and have them batched so that I’m ahead of the game. However, we’ll see how things progress, and if I can hold out that long before I’m too excited to start putting this out there for everyone to enjoy.
Anyways, without further ado - here’s Episode 1 of Smiles from Bright Town!
A little update before you go
Just a quick update on Smackie’s Smile Shack. I’m currently in the process of editing Shift 8 - Customer Complaint. I’m about 3/4 of the way through with it, and then it’s into Premiere to bake in some visuals for YouTube and scheduling it. I’ve got Episodes 9 through 11 completely recorded, and they’re next on the chopping block. I’ve made some revisions to Episode 12 (the final episode), and still need to step into the booth to lay down lines for it. I originally planned to knock it out when I recorded 9 through 11, but uh. I may have blown my voice out doing those episodes, so that never happened lol. Then sickness ran through the house, and we were passing cooties back and forth, and NOW, I’m finally at a point that my voice feels fine enough to jump back into recording.
Did I mention I might be procrastinating just a bit because I’m sad to be recording the final episode of Smackie’s?
I’m also struggling on deciding on what to work on after Smackie’s is wrapped. September is what I’m aiming for as far as yearly release dates for the projects I’m working on, so I’ve got some time to figure it out, and put it all together. If I can work in some time with the voice actor for The Hanson Tapes, that’s for sure the next release to look forward to. Otherwise, I’ve got some writing and recording to do to get the next project off the ground. Hmmm, maybe a poll at a later date? We’ll see.
Either way, that’s it for this issue of Beneath the Static!
Enjoy your Halloween Night, whether that’s taking your kids out trick or treating, or settling down inside and handing out candy and watching scary movies. Wherever this night takes you, I hope it’s your most horrifying Halloween yet!
Just a peak behind the curtains on my editing process. OH, and I just noticed - the main character technically doesn’t have a name. I just refer to him as “Present Me” when writing and editing. But his name is never spoken within Smackie’s. Just a fun little easter egg, I guess.